Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

>Well, you are not really going to see this unless you saw the first one. If you liked that one, you get more of the same. Me, I really enjoyed the first one: Gay Pirates, skeleton sword fights, goofy fun, sweet action (Bruckheimer stylee!). If you want that shit, nothing, nothing is gonna do it for you like this thing. And like any good part two of a three parter it mostly moves the story along with some cool shit, stupid plot, and mostly puts our heroes in some shitty positions that they will need to get out of in part three, which better have Keith Richards in or I’ll be pissed. Even more pissed if they get Micheal Richards (zing!).

However if I may bitch a little, the plot is way overconvolutedĀ  and there are some terrible stereotypes (thanks Disney), I’m talking Madame Cleo bad-accents.

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