Archive for November 1, 2009

Quarantine (2008)

Posted in Uncategorized on November 1, 2009 by CoreyJ

A news reporter (kinda fluff stuff, lifestyle “Evening Magazine” stuff) is doing a hanging out piece on the Los Angeles Fire Dept. We follow her and her cameraman into a building where an emergency call has been made. Upon arrival they find an elderly woman who has become a rabid flesh eating insaniac. They try to evacuate the building but only a few get out, the rest are locked in by the Center for Disease Control (who have suddenly shown up out of nowhere) and…uh…Quarantined.

Anywhoozle, there is a cop, a fireman, the reporter, the cameraman and a few tenants in the building. We stay with them as the CDC shuts down their phones/internet/cable, they plug in a tv with an antenna and hear the reports that the building has been completely evacuated, so they know they’re fucked. The virus (which Jill called “crabies”) takes over various characters making them fearless and thirsty for blood. We only see what the cameraman sees in almost real-time.

The whole first person/found footage film stuff is really stale, I skipped Cloverdale, I really was disappointed with Diary of the Dead, and I’ll quote here what Sherman Alexie told me once “Blair Witch Project is only scary if you grew up in the city”.  But Quarantine isn’t bad, its full of some good scares and even the constant running around didn’t bother me too much.

The acting however, isn’t good enough to make you forget that you’re watching a movie. There are plenty of moments where I was bummed that they stepped out of reality  (you kill a insaniac with a camera, that camera is broken- thats the end of movie). Also, the film takes a turn at the end to explain where the virus comes from and I felt that while this scene is super scary it wasn’t plausible. Which is only a criticism I’d make for a “real footage” kind of movie.

It is scary fun, which is a rare treat, but doesn’t quite hold together to be a great film. Based on a Spanish film called [REC], I’ll check that one out at some point to compare, American remakes usually have these kinds of problems.

House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

Posted in Uncategorized on November 1, 2009 by CoreyJ

Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses.

I was really down on this movie when it came out, and then I tried to watch The Devil’s Rejects and really didn’t like the intro so I turned it off. But, I want to give Devil’s Rejects a 2nd chance and figured why not start at the beginning?

Here we have two middle class couples on a roadtrip through the south gathering material for a book of roadside oddities, they stumble upon Captitan Spauldings a real dirtbag fried chicken joint with a serial killer themed haunted house ride in the back that looks like a Rob Zombie video. During the ride they hear about local legend “Dr. Satan” and beg Cap. Spaulding to give them more info, he draws em a map that leads them to a farmhouse outside of town that is inhabited with crazy family that lives in a house that looks like a Rob Zombie video.

They are killed off one by one in some pretty nasty ways, some laughs ensue and some real grisly stuff. With the lightness of the humor and camp getting dimmer every moment.

It’s actually pretty well done. I liked it more than his remake of Halloween. This one feels a lot like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, plotwise and thematically, but with a lot of garish color and postmodern camp. This is not great, or terribly original, the dialogue is awful. It is just above average I’d say, but Zombie brings such enthusiasm and gusto to the movie its hard not to be won over. For something this nasty, its…charming?